From Don Martin's column.
Little Susie Smith, a seven year-old girl in Brampton, Ontario, has her bicycle stolen. A pink bicycle. With little streamers on the handlebars. And who just happened to be campaigning in Brampton that day? Stephen Harper. That's who. We're not making this up. Choose your Canada.
Stephen Harper has a dog. You know who else had a dog? Hitler. Adolf Hitler. That's who. Did Stephen Harper train his dog to attack racial minorities on command? We don't know. He's not saying. Choose your Canada.
Stephen Harper ate at a Tex-Mex place once. You know what the "Tex" in Tex-Mex stands for? Texas. George W. Bush's home state. And you know who else would have liked Tex-Mex food if he were alive today? Adolf Hitler. We're not making this up. Choose your Canada.
Little Susie Smith, a seven year-old girl in Brampton, Ontario, has her bicycle stolen. A pink bicycle. With little streamers on the handlebars. And who just happened to be campaigning in Brampton that day? Stephen Harper. That's who. We're not making this up. Choose your Canada.
Stephen Harper has a dog. You know who else had a dog? Hitler. Adolf Hitler. That's who. Did Stephen Harper train his dog to attack racial minorities on command? We don't know. He's not saying. Choose your Canada.
Stephen Harper ate at a Tex-Mex place once. You know what the "Tex" in Tex-Mex stands for? Texas. George W. Bush's home state. And you know who else would have liked Tex-Mex food if he were alive today? Adolf Hitler. We're not making this up. Choose your Canada.
posted by Lisa at
11:59 PM
3 Comments:
They're jokes. They're mocking th Liberal ad commercials. That's the style that the attack ads are written in, and one of them was so proposterous that it spawned many, many jokes such as these.
I don't think he actually wrote those, though. I think they were sent in by other people. I found them quite amusing.
And V, remind me never to talk politics with you ever. Unless you're voting NDP, independant, or hell, even green. in which case I'll be happy to.
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Lisa, at 8:19 PM
My dad doesn't care what party I vote for, as long as I vote.
That being very said, I find it very hard to justify a vote for the liberals with all that the party has been involved in within the last few months. They're into their second RCMP investigation, for heavens sakes. I need to vote for a party that I can trust.
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Lisa, at 3:14 PM
Didn't say you were. In fact, I said I would happily talk politics with you as long as you're not voting Liberal. And even if you are, I'll still talk to you about everything except politics. Why? Because I like talking to you. The Liberals make me angry like no other party, I'm afraid. That's why it's a good topic to stay away from...
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Lisa, at 11:17 PM
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